honey bunches of taint.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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