We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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