Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
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Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
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I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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