apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
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I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
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What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
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