Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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