And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
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THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
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I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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