He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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