Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (904): View more from Florida

  im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (904): im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend! http://tfl.nu/e3rl
  Replies (50) Good night (3321) Bad night (1187)
• Favorite

  (513): View more from Ohio

  sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does

  (513): View more from Ohio

  i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (513): sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does (513): i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play http://tfl.nu/pxmv
  Replies (24) Good night (3718) Bad night (698)
• Favorite

  (615): View more from Tennessee

  Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (615): Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka. http://tfl.nu/pwqr
  Replies (15) Good night (1065) Bad night (8089)
• Favorite

  (315): View more from New York

  You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (315): You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser. http://tfl.nu/232e
  Replies (24) Good night (1853) Bad night (8167)
• Favorite

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (610): Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am http://tfl.nu/p6fg
  Replies (13) Good night (4678) Bad night (1095)
• Favorite

  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (617): I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness http://tfl.nu/m7sl
  Replies (21) Good night (5812) Bad night (907)
• Favorite

  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (617): I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples. http://tfl.nu/l51o
  Replies (10) Good night (1128) Bad night (3087)
• Favorite

  (303): View more from Colorado

  So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (303): So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door? http://tfl.nu/on5x
  Replies (8) Good night (4310) Bad night (999)
• Favorite

  (256): View more from Alabama

  Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (256): Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!? http://tfl.nu/t31p
  Replies (13) Good night (1371) Bad night (2476)
• Favorite

  (904): View more from Florida

  When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (904): When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why. http://tfl.nu/7466
  Replies (7) Good night (2339) Bad night (1009)
• Favorite

  (716): View more from New York

  When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (716): When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex." http://tfl.nu/1pf1
  Replies (20) Good night (2799) Bad night (673)
• Favorite

  (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (414): I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I? http://tfl.nu/qaua
  Replies (10) Good night (506) Bad night (813)
• Favorite

  (613): View more from Ontario

  I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (613): I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going. http://tfl.nu/0q0d
  Replies (1) Good night (648) Bad night (456)
• Favorite

  (802): View more from Vermont

  This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (802): This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again. http://tfl.nu/ts2y
  Replies (2) Good night (274) Bad night (612)
• Favorite

  (319): View more from Iowa

  One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (319): One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat" http://tfl.nu/szqu
  Replies (2) Good night (435) Bad night (208)

Randomize