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(225): View more from Louisiana

Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.

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(225): Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over. http://tfl.nu/jb0a

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(303): View more from Colorado

And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?

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That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence

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(303): And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open? (1-303): That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence http://tfl.nu/qwl7

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...

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(603): the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing... http://tfl.nu/ohtd

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(716): View more from New York

i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.

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(716): i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am. http://tfl.nu/ap7z

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(775): View more from Nevada

soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.

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(775): soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class. http://tfl.nu/nig5

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(631): View more from New York

There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12

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(631): There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12 http://tfl.nu/d4y2

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(+64): View more from New Zealand

i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad

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(+64): i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad http://tfl.nu/7gyh

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(870): View more from Arkansas

I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.

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(870): I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me. http://tfl.nu/cvaz

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(616): View more from Michigan

I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D

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(616): I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D http://tfl.nu/kf4w

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(218): View more from Minnesota

nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.

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(218): nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip. http://tfl.nu/8hgr

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(646): View more from New York

How was the rest of your night?

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A little fuzzy and a lot naked.

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(646): How was the rest of your night? (917): A little fuzzy and a lot naked. http://tfl.nu/r63c

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(773): View more from Illinois

Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals

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(773): Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals http://tfl.nu/fp9n

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(719): View more from Colorado

If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message

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(719): If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message http://tfl.nu/usun

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(616): View more from Michigan

So like, boobs.

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are you really going to start every conversation like that?

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(616): So like, boobs. (1-616): are you really going to start every conversation like that? http://tfl.nu/4tw0

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(404): View more from Georgia

I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.

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(404): I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors. http://tfl.nu/geij

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