omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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