Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
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is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.