If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
