you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
tell me about the fingering
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