As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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