found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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