You're so nebulous sometimes
never play flip cup with pint glasses
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
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Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
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He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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