Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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