people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
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Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
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Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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