so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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