You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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