so that wasnt chicken after all
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
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I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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