am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
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You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
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I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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