YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
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Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
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Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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