Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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