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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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