I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
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At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
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Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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