I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
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Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
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He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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