So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I cut my penus on the lid.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
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she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
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If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
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