I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
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cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
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You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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