Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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