Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
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You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
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Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
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