does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
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About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
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You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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