This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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