My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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