And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
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All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
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First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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