just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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