Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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