im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
...so i touched it.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
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He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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