THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
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It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
you inspire me to be a worse person
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
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I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
ok first of all what the fuck
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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