It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
two words...techno handjob
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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