I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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