Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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