Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
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Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
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He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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