shes about as inviting as chlamydia
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
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all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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