Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
third nipple confirmed
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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