2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
