found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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