Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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