i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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