yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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