Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
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I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
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There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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