You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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