You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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