Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
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We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
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I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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