Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Randomize
