hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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